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my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
i was gonna say big and hot but that too actually
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i was on tumblr and i made a famous text post and then i woke up and realized it was a dream why am i dreaming about being on tumblr im in too deep
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WTF AM I SEEING … AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HE IS SHOWING OFF HIS TALENTS TO ATTRACT SOMEONE DATE HIM?!!?
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via ivyclub)
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nayx:
me reading a lion king fanfiction
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5245293/1/Pride for reference
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who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
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