my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
i was gonna say big and hot but that too actually
i was on tumblr and i made a famous text post and then i woke up and realized it was a dream why am i dreaming about being on tumblr im in too deep
WTF AM I SEEING … AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HE IS SHOWING OFF HIS TALENTS TO ATTRACT SOMEONE DATE HIM?!!?
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it